Top 10 comments/questions I hear when speaking about Social Media

1. "I'm really good at Linkedin."
   - That sentence doesn't make any sense.
2. "Why should I care what everybody else had for breakfast?"
   - Sounds like you follow the wrong people.
3. "My employer won't see that post because I have my account set to private."
   - riiiiiiight.
4. "When will Facebook have a 'Dislike' button?"
   - Never. Advertisers would hate it.
5. "I really could just 'pin' stuff all day..."
   - Me, too.
6. "But, it only takes me 5 min. to write a good blog."
   - You're doing it wrong.
7. "How do I get more followers?"
   - Stop being boring.
8. "You tweet a lot."
   - You should hear what I don't tweet...
9. "But, we're a non-profit. None of this really applies to us."
   - I'm about to come head-butt you.
10. "Are you a social media guru?"
    - Don't ever ask me that again.